And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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