WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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