She's JV to your varsity
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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