Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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