when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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