guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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