In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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