I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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