their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.