How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment