So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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