We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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