HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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