saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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