You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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