singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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