why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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