Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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