let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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