We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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