Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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