Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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