watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Two words: blizzard sex
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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