You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
