fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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