Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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