i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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