I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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