Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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