Christians are straight up FREAKS
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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