I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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