Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
