i just google imaged poop.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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