hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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