Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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