It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So vagazzling was a success
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