god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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