i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He better not be in your backpack
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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