Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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