does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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