Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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