YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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