One girl and one boy is just not enough.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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