he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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