I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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