Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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