I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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