Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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