No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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