I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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