We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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