Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations http://tfl.nu/81ve
  Replies (7) Good night (742) Bad night (1384)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha http://tfl.nu/eax7
  Replies (51) Good night (2357) Bad night (1108)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  she says it's "been amazing lately"

  (540): View more from Virginia

  i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): she says it's "been amazing lately" (540): i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half http://tfl.nu/wgvp
  Replies (27) Good night (3573) Bad night (816)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect http://tfl.nu/eleg
  Replies (13) Good night (1112) Bad night (2350)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one. (623): Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully. http://tfl.nu/x05a
  Replies (36) Good night (4686) Bad night (620)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Winning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life? (717): Winning. http://tfl.nu/sgsw
  Replies (74) Good night (7151) Bad night (975)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse. http://tfl.nu/0lkw
  Replies (22) Good night (8050) Bad night (1645)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it. http://tfl.nu/3d6t
  Replies (14) Good night (4468) Bad night (919)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Someone played tic tac toe on my abs? http://tfl.nu/19a9
  Replies (10) Good night (4494) Bad night (1171)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind. http://tfl.nu/1wb4
  Replies (8) Good night (2236) Bad night (837)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet. http://tfl.nu/l2j7
  Replies (5) Good night (1618) Bad night (533)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it http://tfl.nu/e9vj
  Replies (5) Good night (1360) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult. http://tfl.nu/kp39
  Replies (6) Good night (1562) Bad night (460)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault. http://tfl.nu/pad6
  Replies (3) Good night (530) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP http://tfl.nu/0h74
  Replies (0) Good night (405) Bad night (290)

Randomize