sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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