I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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