Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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