Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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