A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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